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Big Limpin'

by The MC Type & Pen Pointz

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Big Limpin' 03:18
Shit I can’t get it up Which means I can’t get it in I’m not gonna fuck I’m all outta luck So I’m using both hands Trying to muster up my stiffy Get me feeling like a man again Instead of like a mannequin Ken doll package With mental damage Bent dong backwards I swear my last words Were one last shot Now I blame that shot for my lame ass cock limp as a wrist on a little bitch Shaking the hand of his GF’s dad What a twist She was calling me that Now she ain’t calling me back all in my head Blue balls in my sack tried giving me head she said what’s wrong You don’t wanna have sex? Am I doing it wrong? Don’tcha think that I’m sexy? Or is it you’ll regret it If you can’t get hard That means I’m not special I fall, I fall But I’ll rise again Only time makes a frown a grin I stall, I stall Just to buy me time I wanna do it but I’m not in prime It’s all, it’s all Inside my head I hope she’s not gonna tell her friends That’s one thing in life that really sucks When you’re horny as hell but still can’t get it up The Dickle Whiskey gave me the whiskey dickle Now it’s crinkled up like a thumb with precum drizzle I watch it dribble as I hear her giggle Touching my thimble and feeling so pitiful She could get it too That’s what I said on text But when we hit the bed I didn’t give her sex Instead - I gave a couple excuses Of why my dick’s useless Tried to fix it with movement Friction, then a little bit of spit Put on some porn and she watched me cry a bit Why's it so hard to stay so hard It’s like oh Lord, I got a dull sword And I’m just tryna cut That’s why I’m up in the cut Looking at butts While I’m rubbing my nuts I think I need a shrink Cause when I have a drink my thing tends to shrink Like my pen's outta ink I fall, I fall But I’ll rise again Only time makes a frown a grin I stall, I stall Just to buy me time I wanna do it but I’m not in prime It’s all, it’s all Inside my head I hope she’s not gonna tell her friends That’s one thing in life that really sucks When you’re horny as hell but still can’t get it up If I have ta take Viagra To make my sex life not a sad one Then I’ll grab some, try Cialis Give my beam just a little more balance If I have ta take Viagra To make my sex life not a sad one Then I’ll grab some, try Cialis Give my beam just a little more balance I fall, I fall But I’ll rise again Only time makes a frown a grin I stall, I stall Just to buy me time I wanna do it but I’m not in prime It’s all, it’s all Inside my head I hope she’s not gonna tell her friends That’s one thing in life that really sucks When you’re horny as hell but still can’t get it up I fall, I fall I got the women splittin’ They can’t get wit my iffy stiffy I fall, I fall I’m the white Jay-Z Hit song is Big Limping I fall, I fall Now I feel like a wimp Just a fucked up cuck and a simp I fall, I fall Like a child or something Suck my dick erectile dysfunction

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releases April 1, 2024

Lyrics written and performed by The MC Type. Beat by Pen Pointz. Horns by Casey Gainor. Recorded by Reece Muir at Crescendo Studios in Avondale, NZ. Mixed and mastered by Randy Ross at Undercaste Studios in Seattle, WA. Artwork by Dave Van Patten in Long Beach, CA.

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