This song is dedicated To that special feeling you get When you run up to a stranger And kick him Square in the balls Give your testicles a swift kick BAM! Yeah, right in the nuts I hope that ain’t what you look like when you fuck Eyelids shut, mouth hole wide open Surprise junk kicks can be so mind blowing Like chugging down a slurpy And getting the brain freeze Every time you get your dangle piece And your brains kneed You say please Lord Make the pain stop Why’d you have a stranger come and kick me in my cock I’m a bitch I won’t pretend to be forceful I tend to resort to The preemptive abortion No child support, can’t be mad at that So what the pain nags, you still have a sack Your testies went up, gave your stomach a visit Now your future kids are in a fucked up position Listen to the laughter of the crowd who you hate Ya tried to block your balls with your hand but it’s too late Ha ha That’s right, looks like it hurt, don’t it Right in the fucking balls Ooooo Give your testicles a swift kick So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want How you wanna act So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want Give your testicles a swift kick So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want How you wanna act So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want Give your testicles a swift kick BLOA! Whatcha want motherfucker Type is one bad sucker kick junk punter As soon as I discovered how to really end a fight Is to kick ‘em in their purple headed demon’s one eye I Never did stop putting my foot to cock Tip of the toe to a crotch feels so top notch Looking at me now and you’ll see me smile Gravity is heavy with your testies defiled You weren’t getting pussy so you had the blue balls Now the only difference is they’re black and blue balls Whose fault? Well, I don’t know That’s like rappers telling women they should keep their legs closed Tugging on your clothes while you’re hugging on your privates Stop, drop and roll like you been set on fire There’s nothing you can do to control your fate I got you red in your face And guess what - it’s too late Ha ha ha I’m running off cause I just kicked you in the balls I ain’t catching an ass whooping for that man I’m out! Have fun with that one bitch Give your testicles a swift kick So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want How you wanna act So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want Give your testicles a swift kick So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want How you wanna act So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want Give your testicles a swift kick And it sounds like that Type just came on a sneak attack I crept up on ya when you turned your back Steel toe boots to your harry beanbag See that’s just a lesson in life Always keep guard of the left and the rights All’s fair in a fight And isn’t it scary No rules against kicking dudes in their twig and berries Barely breathing You’re pale as a ghost would be Angry with me for impaling male ovaries I put my Jordans to your sensitive organs Don’t be mad, I’m preventing an orphan You’ll never get a wife as damaged man No lady wants a Daddy if he can’t be a dad So listen to this track when you masturbate Cause the day will come Then you won’t, cause it’s too late Ha ha ha Yes! They call me Type Because I’m that type of douchebag That will kick you in the balls if you fuck with me Give your testicles a swift kick So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want How you wanna act So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want Give your testicles a swift kick So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want How you wanna act So whatcha want want How you wanna act So whatcha whatcha want Give your testicles a swift kick I like kicking people in the balls