I think I have a man crush Yup No homo I met a cool guy and I wanna get to know him He’s got the rugged good looks of Brad Pitt With a little bit of George Clooney added in the mix He’s the shit Everything he does is legit He can take long bong rips, graph write or kickflip You should see his bitch Double D tits Waist twenty-eight inch with the thirty-six hips If I could live Just one day in his shoes I would give up the fun of weed, ya and booze I would choose Him over any pal that I have right now Even over any gal That I ever might fuck Cause he pulls more ass Than the underwear drawer That Michael Moore has There’s no doubt, man He’s the best If I get the chance We’ll be BFFs After waiting all this time Wishing he would just be mine Man crush if he doesn’t know Just how I much I love him so No homo After waiting all this time Wishing he would just be mine Man crush if he doesn’t know Just how I much I love him so No homo What’s up with that saying no homo I hang out with dudes for free Pro bono If your girlfriend has gotcha depressed Nothing heals the pain like a sausage fest It’s the best When we get numb from laughter Playing last one to cum has to eat the cracker For real, the gay jokes are not so cool Put a pillow on your crotch Play some pocket pool Let’s pop some Viagra And sport some sweatpants George Michael’s on That’s my song Let’s dance There’s no change It would ever be awkward In a threesome if we happened to cross swords As long as straight porn is on the TV We could jerk off and it wouldn’t be sleazy Just the tip game Give it a whirl It’s not even gay If I pretend you’re a girl After waiting all this time Wishing he would just be mine Man crush if he doesn’t know Just how I much I love him so No homo After waiting all this time Wishing he would just be mine Man crush if he doesn’t know Just how I much I love him so No homo