Ah shit, that’s that shit He’s the shit, you hear that shit Holy shit, that’s my shit I don’t give shit man, I gotta Ah shit, that’s that shit He’s the shit, you hear that shit Holy shit, that’s my shit I don’t give shit man, I gotta Just the other day I went to take a deuce Take a deuce And not your normal number two Number two Cause when I went it came out as some runny poo Now I wonder who has the Pepto to keep me comfortable I have a troubled butt It was a double flush Like what the fuck was up inside my crumbled gut The doctor thumbed my butt To take a stool sample He said the doo was ample All I had to do was answer A few questions What I ate Who I date If I ain’t fucking dudes was I raped Bloody ass I can’t debate there was plasm in my gaped hole But my palette doesn’t take paint from gay pole So my challenge is to balance all the alcohol With vegetables and healthy food so I can cut cholesterol Best of all When I thought of this voyage I had to get home so I could unclog the toilet Ah shit, that’s that shit He’s the shit, you hear that shit Holy shit, that’s my shit I don’t give shit man, I gotta Ah shit, that’s that shit He’s the shit, you hear that shit Holy shit, that’s my shit I don’t give shit man, I gotta Danger I got a dangler The kind that hangs from your ass hair and makes the moment stranger Like the ghost one When you know you’re done But there ain’t nothing there when you wipe your bum One time, I had a mudslide The meat pie kind with the corn pieces inside The weight watcher type, when it shoots down You feel as though you might’ve just lost a couple pounds There’s the explosive, excessively noisy Blow up the toilet while you’re plugging your nose shit And the Lincoln Log The kind that’s so big You have to break into pieces just to flush it And the gooey shit You have to bite your lip And wipe about a hundred times to rid the sight of it I popped a vein in my forehead to squeeze it out But when I flushed That little floater piece stuck around Ah shit, that’s that shit He’s the shit, you hear that shit Holy shit, that’s my shit I don’t give shit man, I gotta Ah shit, that’s that shit He’s the shit, you hear that shit Holy shit, that’s my shit I don’t give shit man, I gotta